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No surprises in this year’s Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award- Speaker Pelosi wins top honors, anti-Semite Rashida Tlaib the Nadaraia-Sarkisian Award, and Adam Schiff- the new Red Banner Idols Award

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THE AMERICAN INSTITUTE OF CULINARY POLITICS-ELEMENTAL NEWS OF THE DAY COMMENTARY-OPINION-SPORTS-FOOD SERVICE FOR THURSDAY, JANUARY 02, 2020 BY HONORARY “CHEF” MOSES SCHARBUG III


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Today is the day for which, everyone has awaited- we name the winner of the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award
Oildale, CA 93308, 01-02-2020 Thursday:  You know…let me say something that might cause ire to some but here we go: “The only good Iranian mullah-loving SOB is a dead Iranian mullah-loving SOB.”  I detest the Iranians, see them as human garbage, although the common folks  battling for freedom have my sincerest respect.  I have never seen a nation so ill-disposed to behaving like a civilized country, one that murders its citizens with abandon, one that routinely chants, “DEATH TO AMERICA, DEATH TO ISRAEL,” almost every single day.  I believe God created the neutron bomb for scum-sucking nations such as Iran.  I say, “Let’s light these godless bastards up and let’s do it today.”   (Note- suggestion to President Trump- if neutron bombs are no longer available, how about a good old-fashioned thermonuclear-hydrogen bomb?  They want to go nuclear, let’s show them ‘nuclear.’
Friends, we have arrived at the award date for the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award, the award we have named in dishonor of former Soviet KGB thug, Lavrentiy Beria.  Mr. Beria was an malevolent man, he took personal pleasure in doling out the bullet to those condemned to die by the erratic communist thug head of state, Josef Stalin, a man who raped the wives and molested the children of the Soviet regime’s millions of victims. 
Granted, Beria could not rape all the wives and molest all the children but he did the best he could.  When wives and mothers came to him to beg for the lives of their loved ones, many times in exchange for their wretched lives, he would require the supplicants to provide repeated sexual favors or if their daughters appealed to him, they would be the ones lying beneath him in his feather bed.  Frequently, those for whom the desperate women begged were already dead.  Joke’s on them, I guess.
Comrade Beria was an evil POS, a man who should have been aborted and the fetus fed to the crows.  We chose him as the namesake of our prize because the winner of the award is the person fans and followers of our three blogs would love to see receive a symbolic version of the infamous ‘Beria treatment,’ lead to the back of the head in the dank basements of the Lubyanka Prison facility in downtown Moscow. 
Of course, we never wish ill on any living human being (although some tend to bring out the worst in us).  However, the award is done in jest so let no one come seeking us out offering to give us lead to the back of our heads
Our award is a joke, for purposes of laughter, for barstool humor, because we are not a bunch of violent, scurrilous left-wing scum; no, we are the educated culinary elites liberals only dream they could be and our families, friends, neighbors, employees, and associated people with whom we interact in our lives support us in this.  Even the liberals. 
Without further ado, here we go:
We have five finalists all vying for the honor.  Last week, Nancy Pelosi came in at the top of the heap with 406 votes followed by Elizabeth Warren with 209 votes.  Then, Adam Schiff came in with 141 votes followed by Jerrold “Quasimodo” Nadler with 115 votes and then anti-Semitic bigot and hater, Rashida Tlaib with 101 votes.  Five BIG NAMES all competing for the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award.  Who will it be?
Well, no surprises here.  Out of 1,014 voters, here is how the voting went:
Nancy Pelosi came in, in first place with 852 votes.   She will take home the coveted Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award.  Everyone a massive round of applause for this mummified woman who continues cackling about her ‘Catholicism’ and how she ‘does not hate anyone.’  Oh, pshaw, Nancy, you doth talk far too much shit.
Winner of the Nadaraia and Sarkisian Award, our second-place decoration surprisingly goes to Jew-hater supreme Rashida Tlaib, because when Jews are attacked in New York, instead of waiting to see who the true culprits are- Black ‘Hebrew Israelites,’ she immediately begins whinnying about ‘white nationalists, white nationalists.’  This illegitimate pooch could win the first-place award next year but this year, she pulled in 137 votes.  Congratulations, you anti-Semitic mongrel Palestinian mutt.
In third place, winner of the new Red Banner Idols Award, we find the loathsome loser, Adam Schiff with 25 votes.  What a piece of Gordon Ramsay’s “Hell’s Kitchen” floor-scrapings, this guy could still win the Third Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award in January 2021.   
That left Jerrold Nadler and Lying Liz out in the cold.  Better luck next time.  If Quasimodo don’t drop dead between here and then and remains ‘relevant,’ he could be on the list next time.  However, I think his wad is shot and he will blow away.  
Now, the voters had to sort through each of the five finalists to see who deserved it most and it was clear that after going to outgoing California Governor Jerry Brown and then- and still- Attorney General Xavier Becerra last year, there was no way that Speaker Pelosi was NOT going to run the table. 
Whether Ms. Pelosi wanted impeachment or she did not, she found herself flowing downstream in Impeachment River with no way of escaping the impending falls short of pulling a ‘Night of the Long Knives’ and ordering the liquidations of every belligerent 2018 young gun Democrat then bellowing for impeachment. 
However, I will say this: Speaker Pelosi said, ‘Trump was a clear and present danger’ and then she tucked the articles of impeachment in her pocket.  I am telling you things are not going to end well for her.  First woman to win the speakership and then to lose it not once but twice.  History will forever know this melting-faced Pro-Death murderer as a FAILURE but in winning the award this year, she will forever shine.
Congratulations, Nancy.  Enjoy the people’s verdict, you deserve it.  
Moses Scharbug III
Assistant Editor of the Elemental News of the Day

I spent my life as a university professor and then as an administrator at one of California’s State Universities in the Southland back in the 1970’s through the 1990s.  I’ve been retired for the past 24 years and have been the assistant editor of the END since its first incarnation at Choseit.com back in 2009.  A citizen of both the United States and now of my adopted homeland, Israel, my wife and I look forward to retiring in Tel Aviv most likely in 2021.
Moses Scharbug III writes from Oildale, California.
Moses Scharbug III is a proud member of the Republican Party.
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01-02-2020 Thursday--Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXXXVII: “No surprises in this year’s Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award- Speaker Pelosi wins top honors, anti-Semite Rashida Tlaib the Nadaraia-Sarkisian Award, and Adam Schiff- the new Red Banner Idols Award” by Honorary Chef Moses Scharbug III
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Scharbug, Moses. No surprises in this year’s Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award- Speaker Pelosi wins top honors, anti-Semite Rashida Tlaib the Nadaraia-Sarkisian Award, and Adam Schiff- the new Red Banner Idols Award.”  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXXXVII
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