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Yet again, Iowa proves that the Democratic Party has no problem shoving a shiv into the back of Bernie Sanders, this time elevating Mayor Pete over the aged Democratic-Socialist


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IF I were DNC chair, here is what I would have done to solve the “Bernie problem” before it even began…

Weedpatch, CA 93241, 02-05-2020 Wednesday:  And the Democrats claim that Republicans steal elections…after watching the SNAFU that occurred in Iowa on Monday night-Tuesday afternoon, it looks to many as though the Democrats are doing everything conceivable to find some way by which, they can drive the shiv into the back of Bernie Sanders and elevate someone else to win their hokey caucuses. 

By the time the head Democrat of Iowa took to the microphones yesterday afternoon to release- get this- 62-percent of the results, Princess Pete Buttigieg found himself blessed with gay-mentum coming in at 26.9-percent followed by Bernie Sanders at 25.1-percent what with Liz Warren at 18.3-percent followed by poor old Joe Biden at 15.6-percent and Amy “the Schnoz” Klobuchar coming in with 12.6-percent.    

After that follow the losers with Andrew Yang at 1.0-percent and everyone else- Tom Steyer, Uncommitted, Mike Bloomberg, and Tulsi Gabbard coming in with LESS than one percent.  Oh, well.

So, Andrew Yang promises everyone one thousand bucks per month and he goes down in flames followed by ‘Green Jeans’ Steyer who spent countless millions of dollars to win Iowa followed by Uncommitted, “Itty-Bitty Mike,” and poor, sweet Tulsi.  Tulsi, honey, you need to throw your hat back into the race for your current House seat lest you find yourself running a nail salon or a beachfront bar. 

Back to the results from Iowa, it sure as heck seems as though the Democrats were up to their necks in their usual electoral shenanigans such as trying to find a way to give Bernie the shit end of the stick and pushing someone else- anyone other than the Vermont senator- to the top.  This is what got them into trouble the last time.

What blows my mind is that I, a lifelong conservative Republican, could run the Democratic Party far better than foul-mouthed Tom Perez.   I would have told Bernie before the whole affair got underway that “YOU must register as a Democrat.  Period.  Otherwise, run as third-party mucker, run on the CPUSA ticket, but unless you do run as a Democrat, you are not going to run for our party’s nomination.”

While I realize that Tom Perez and the Democratic Party bigwigs believe that they can shiv Sen. Sanders and still get his supporters, I would have advised them otherwise.  I would have told them, “Look: these people are fricking crazy, they will not turn out for another Democrat nominee- even if it’s little Princess Pete- because it’s Bernie, his way or the highway, fools.”

The Bernie Bros. went loony tunes crazy back in 2016 and this year’s Democratic National Convention in Milwaukee is proving to be a violent nut-fest.  If the Bernie Bros. feel they took it in the shorts the last time around, this time around, it’s going to be worse than Chicago ’68.

Look, younger Democrats are out there leaping about the LGBTQIA+ bonfire, thinking they are going to stick it to normal America again by pushing a homosexual, (not sure if he’s the husband or the wife in his marriage), to the forefront which is not going to have the same results that pushing Barack Hussein Obama to the forefront did twelve long years ago.

People are not going to be timid in pursuing Princess Pete, they will lambaste him, his lack of experience, his love of his fellow men, his chipmunk-like, Sheldon Cooper looks, and his being gay is not going to save him the way Obama’s being half-black insulated him from political attacks. 

There are still more religious folks in this country than there are not and other than the Methodists who have demonstrated they pay no attention to Scripture on homosexuality, I do not see the Catholics, the Mormons, the Muslims, or any other religious group coming to his defense. 

Likewise, the black folks of this country (other than those running around on the ‘down-low’) are not going to support the ‘first gay president.’  No, they are going to flock to anyone else but especially to Donald J. Trump.

Friends, we will continue going over the results of this farce as they flow in because if the Democrats cannot even run a caucus in a farm state without there being more questions than answers, there is no way they are going to be able to run anything else with the remotest chance of doing it right.

Join me tomorrow.  We will talk about this circus and about the SOTU address.  


Brian Carrick

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Chef Brian Carrick writes from Weedpatch, California. 

Chef Brian Carrick is a Conservative Republican.

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02-05-2020 Wednesday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMLXX:  “Yet again, Iowa proves that the Democratic Party has no problem shoving a shiv into the back of Bernie Sanders, this time elevating Mayor Pete over the aged Democratic-Socialist” by Chef Brian Carrick.    

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Carrick, Brian. “Yet again, Iowa proves that the Democratic Party has no problem shoving a shiv into the back of Bernie Sanders, this time elevating Mayor Pete over the aged Democratic-Socialist.”  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMLXX



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